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Title: Funny screenshots
Post by: MedeaFleecestealer on 05 December 2017, 13:20:42
It wouldn't be a TQ forum without a thread for funny/weird/crazy screenshots to cheer us all up and give us a laugh.  :)

So here we go - a laid back zombie if I ever saw one.
(https://i.imgur.com/n9CDFaH.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: efko on 05 December 2017, 13:31:15
That zombie :D . You should use bigger size when posting screenshots, at least 200px more in width.
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: Autentist on 05 December 2017, 13:36:40
I have a bunch.

Photoshoot with non-disappeared skeleton buddy Typhon.

(https://titanquestfans.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi97.fastpic.ru%2Fbig%2F2017%2F1205%2Fd2%2F294b655366a28cf250824302d28b30d2.jpg&hash=48e508567cf1b17036bc41c415a45135) (http://fastpic.ru/)

Below you can observe Legitimate Farming in action. A storm of rocks and a fire tornado.

(https://titanquestfans.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi97.fastpic.ru%2Fbig%2F2017%2F1205%2F09%2F651f9d34555db1b120f8a8b1a7f99209.jpg&hash=3e3e67de671bfeb6082486d2d1dd4e95) (http://fastpic.ru/)
(https://titanquestfans.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi97.fastpic.ru%2Fbig%2F2017%2F1205%2F81%2F5673166cd09df95f28be02ad14a0ae81.jpg&hash=d0acb2c6dbab09b49263cb2a9b8f505e) (http://fastpic.ru/)

Flying pigs!

(https://titanquestfans.net/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi97.fastpic.ru%2Fbig%2F2017%2F1205%2Fb6%2Fabbf2a8d2c019024b4d759e451419ab6.jpg&hash=58d3611875f043fc91789135673b0242) (http://fastpic.ru/)
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: MedeaFleecestealer on 05 December 2017, 14:50:55
efko, Imgur gives me a choice of 640x480 for message boards and forums and next size up is 800x600 for 15 inch monitor.  These are the message board size.

Autenist where did those rock and meteor storms come from?

I've a few more:

Treed frogman
(https://i.imgur.com/Hvyk2V0.jpg)
Perrenial favourite - infinite limb and a treed frogman
(https://i.imgur.com/kgz3hbc.jpg)
Stretched rat
(https://i.imgur.com/qvWWGuX.jpg)
How much XP did you say?  Just look at that XP bar move!
(https://i.imgur.com/JPs7sp2.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: Autentist on 05 December 2017, 18:36:48
Storm of Rocks is a slight glitch, when the game can't count so many Typhons casting meteor storm over and over and the same time. So it shows only rocks instead. It's literally a huge mass of rocks falling down on you.

Fire Tornado is several meteor storms cast together at the same time, but since the number is manageable, game will actually show them now.
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: MedeaFleecestealer on 05 December 2017, 20:54:34
But what is Typhon doing on the Great Wall of China?  ???
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: Autentist on 05 December 2017, 21:04:23
But what is Typhon doing on the Great Wall of China?  ???

Legitimate Farming mod. Every Tigerman upon death turns into Typhon. Every. Single. One.
Satyr - Megalesios.
Jackalman - Aktaios.
Ichthian - Ormenos.
Karkinos - Hades.

I wouldn't advise to use it for underleveled characters, though... might hurt a bit, hehe.

The mod was specifically made for people who were sick of constant running towards bosses and their chests.
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: MedeaFleecestealer on 05 December 2017, 21:07:35
Huh, never heard of that mod. Pretty cool just for the special effects alone.  :)
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: sauruz on 05 December 2017, 21:57:34
Huh, never heard of that mod. Pretty cool just for the special effects alone.  :)

its on steam website:

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http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=770995004&searchtext=
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: efko on 06 December 2017, 00:25:52
efko, Imgur gives me a choice of 640x480 for message boards and forums and next size up is 800x600 for 15 inch monitor.  These are the message board size.
Post some with 800x600. Maybe can be done small correction to keep original width and to manipulate via bbc code with height.
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: Thanatos on 12 December 2017, 23:18:42
Hi. I am new to the forum.

In this pic I got a nice big open hug from a Gorgon.  ^-^

(https://i.imgur.com/GhYEEu3.jpg?1)


Sorry if this pic is too big, I don't know how to resize it.

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Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: MedeaFleecestealer on 13 December 2017, 08:11:30
Aw ... I didn't know Gorgons could be so friendly.  ;)

Thanatos how are you posting screenshots here?  If you use Imgur you can choose the size before you upload the image there.  Click on the Auto Resize and choose either the Message Boards and Forum size or the 15 inch monitor.
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: efko on 13 December 2017, 16:23:42
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This above. Use Preview button each time before posting to check if everything is ok.
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: MedeaFleecestealer on 15 December 2017, 15:10:41
This is still one of my favourites and something I've never managed to replicate.  :)) Happened way back in 2012.  I call it double top.

(https://i.imgur.com/Ko6jWnP.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: Thanatos on 16 December 2017, 07:08:40
The hugs keep coming. Such a friendly game.  ???

(https://i.imgur.com/xDgdxTZ.jpg?2)
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: Thanatos on 16 December 2017, 07:11:52
A photobomb if I've ever seen one.  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/83j15rC.jpg?2)

Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: MedeaFleecestealer on 16 December 2017, 13:41:28
Gosh, your toon is really popular isn't it.  ;)
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: efko on 16 December 2017, 14:41:21
Photoshop manipulation :P
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: Thanatos on 16 December 2017, 16:40:38
I can assure you those are not photoshopped.  ;D The game has a weird way of freezing enemy corpses (even in mid air!) sometimes in place. I don't remember it always being that way since my return to the game, but I notice it a lot these days, especially with archers for some reason.
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: efko on 16 December 2017, 16:45:40
If you pay me 100$, I would gladly use photoshop to create something like that and even more realistic  O0
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: Typhon on 16 December 2017, 16:51:24
I can assure you those are not photoshopped.  ;D The game has a weird way of freezing enemy corpses (even in mid air!) sometimes in place. I don't remember it always being that way since my return to the game, but I notice it a lot these days, especially with archers for some reason.
I see this all the time as well especially with the Eurynomus demons. I wonder why it does that, it's funny nonetheless!  O0
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: Thanatos on 21 December 2017, 03:24:21
Not really sure what happened here...but yeah...

(https://i.imgur.com/afvuvtP.jpg?1)
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: Thanatos on 24 December 2017, 07:06:06
Christmas Nympth. lol

(https://i.imgur.com/FDuBkV1.jpg?1)
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: MedeaFleecestealer on 24 December 2017, 22:31:53
efko, some more floating foes, this time courtesy of the Legion of Champions mod.  Not sure what happened with the rat, but the skellies were being summoned just as their summoner died so they popped up and didn't come down.   

(https://i.imgur.com/w8ZGpgz.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: Thanatos on 08 January 2018, 04:56:38
"Ya know, Listerine will really clean that Undead breath right up!" Lol

(https://i.imgur.com/TLZCUAD.jpg?3)

(https://i.imgur.com/7nL7CVY.jpg?1)
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: MedeaFleecestealer on 01 February 2018, 13:03:55
I've heard of preying mantis, but leaping ones? Especially when they're already dead!  :o

(https://i.imgur.com/6f5QYkz.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: MedeaFleecestealer on 03 February 2018, 17:14:03
Okay, this isn't quite ingame, but I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw this figure come up when looking at the completion bonuses on some fire/lightning relics.  We all know the Vault doesn't get its calculations right all the time for stats, but I've never seen this before.  Some were in the 10s of thousands, others were 100s of thousands.  Some even hit a million or more.  But billions? Ah ... if only it were true.  Can you imagine how slow a foe would be when hit with something like this?  >:D 19,371,020,000% Slower Attack over 3.0 Seconds.

(https://i.imgur.com/1713XXy.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: Endymion on 04 February 2018, 15:51:35
(https://image.ibb.co/dGv60c/txs.jpg)
Some of the effect textures in IT. Though none of this can be seen in game due to it being off alpha channel
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: MedeaFleecestealer on 09 March 2018, 09:55:15
Hello down there?  Is everything all right? Oh sorry, you're dead.  ;D

(https://i.imgur.com/t5HpdAD.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: MedeaFleecestealer on 03 April 2018, 09:52:53
Here's another example of floating skellies. Again they were summoned and then their summoner died as they spawned.

(https://i.imgur.com/TzhMA01.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: mvlad954 on 03 April 2018, 13:34:34
Here's another example of floating skellies. Again they were summoned and then their summoner died as they spawned.

(https://i.imgur.com/TzhMA01.jpg)
They look their dancing!  ;D
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: Laionidas on 03 April 2018, 18:43:19
Hello down there?  Is everything all right? Oh sorry, you're dead.  ;D

(https://i.imgur.com/t5HpdAD.jpg)

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/l2Sq3XrNok2cnmYlW/480w_s.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: Deepblue on 15 April 2018, 19:22:28
What a lazy spirit...
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1362326354
Basically softlocked the boss somehow.

Sorry it's not on an imageshare site, every time I register to one they eventually expect me to pay up.
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: Tauceti on 16 April 2018, 20:40:13
This bow has a place reserved in my bow collection, if .. i could ever reach it, Gniiiiiiiiiiiiii !

Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: mammoth_hunter on 18 April 2018, 17:02:29
(https://s9.postimg.cc/bkeyti3pb/students_camping.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/czgji84sb/)

Looks like some students went camping. Don't worry they'll all be fine by tomorrow morning. Well, mostly. I hope the lady on the right just stumbled and is not going to sleep there
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: mammoth_hunter on 20 April 2018, 17:02:08
(https://s9.postimg.cc/xiqlepejz/topofthefoodchain.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/eqeqb4i5n/)free image hosting (https://postimages.org/)

It strikes me every time I see it: what are they all doing there? Some top-of-the-food-chain predators like sabertooth, and yeti, swarm that place like flies. Common top-of-the food-chain animal density is like one per hundreds square km. Not in hack and slash games though.
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: Deepblue on 20 April 2018, 20:53:57
Better yet, they're all bunched together right next to a merchant who ,mysteriously, has never been attacked.
I guess they all came out of the Ice Caverns.
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: Deepblue on 27 April 2018, 20:23:42
A very punctual frog.
Actually too punctual, what is he doing here?

It's just a random single frog in a random cave in Act III and he's always there.
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: MedeaFleecestealer on 27 April 2018, 20:28:33
It's a bug frog.  ;D
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: Deepblue on 02 May 2018, 10:42:49
This RNG, I swear.....I never get blues in these green chests and now this.
It's not even good stuff for me to use either.
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: Laionidas on 12 May 2018, 09:39:39
Taking a dip with the missus, and our three trusty dogs:

(https://s31.postimg.cc/aomjm7vaz/2018-05-08_1923_1.png)

This RNG, I swear.....I never get blues in these green chests and now this.
It's not even good stuff for me to use either.

Lol, and at lvl 39 Normal too  ;D
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: efko on 12 May 2018, 12:22:59
Which mod is that? 3 or 4 different mastery?
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: Laionidas on 12 May 2018, 14:03:03
Which mod is that? 3 or 4 different mastery?

No mod. Just a pet melee Guardian, with "Call of The Hunt" from Ptolemy's Crested Helm (which, ironically, is neither crested nor an actual "helm").
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: MedeaFleecestealer on 18 June 2018, 09:31:49
Never seen Polymepheus manage this before. A sunbathing warrior on the rocks.  Must have really shot him up into the air.  ;D

(https://i.imgur.com/JWADM3M.jpg)

Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: WNG on 18 June 2018, 12:54:46
When you kill a human when its in colossus form, it grows into a noodle.

(https://i.imgur.com/croH3Ec.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny screenshots
Post by: MedeaFleecestealer on 18 June 2018, 13:29:14
Gosh, how very weird. ;D Never seen anything like that in the game before.