Clearing out some old word files and came across this. I assume I started writing it to go into the squirrel thread over on TQ.net.
"The Rally Squirrel sighted,
The Great White North invaded,
Snowballs at the ready, lads,
Before the light has faded.
We'll get him in our sights,
And give him quite a fright.
In setting sun, we'll fight, he'll run"
Thing is - I wrote that back in 2012, long before any expansion for the game was ever dreamed of.