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Epic quotes

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efko:

--- Quote ---"A date is an experience with another person that makes you appreciate being alone."
~ Larry David
--- End quote ---

Tauceti:
"I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her."
Ken Dodd.

IdoNotKnowWhy:
"Sometimes a knight in shining armor is just a loser covered in tin foil".

markotuna:
"Don't weep for the stupid, you'll be cryin' all day!"
idk where I got this from but I loved it so much that it stuck around in my memory :D

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